A few Jokes - Category : Applicants

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"

"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."

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When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.

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HR Manager to job candidate: "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."

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